Featured image: Georgia Harmey @georgiah.illustration I know I’m embarrassing. I’m not supposed to engage in any form of conversation with other parents or students, you want me to keep my head down, empty the car and clear off. Charming. ‘Well, I don’t want to be lugging all your stuff up three flights of steps in this…

Featured Illustration: Georgia HarmeyDesign: Kate King You drag me to your training session, knowing I hate all these shuttle-running, sweaty fuckers. Back slapping smiley pricks. Did you always know I’d surrender? Well, it’s not like I’ve got anything better to do, since. . . well, since all the shit hit the fan. It’s not good…